Shavin, the manager of a rap group, calls up the church-going owner of a bed and breakfast to make arrangements for accommodations; Hadassah responds to an ad for a nanny; Rob calls a phone-sex operator on behalf of a hearing-impaired pal.

Blind stripper Cammie wants to join a strip club but is denied. Spoonie Luv(From Up Above) wants to send flowers and asks for inappropriate things to be written on the card. Denis Leary's friend's pet is a problem pet. And Special Ed's got mail and finds out he's got lower standerds because he uses ""I Got Mail"".

Spoonie Luv calls a private country club; Elmer tries to get a hearing aid over the phone; Wanda calls a customer who just used a porn website.

Spoonie calls a country club for tee time but they don't have tee time. Niles needs a healthcare giver. And Elmer needs some hearing aids.

Bobby seeks out a job. Cammie needs computer help. Birtchum loses a fake leg. And Danny is sick.

Niles wants invitations for a contest. Tony Deloge wants votes. Helen's son gives her a foul mouthed parrot. And Bobby tries to sign up to be a consulor to help kids on drugs. Also starring The Touchtone Terrorists.

Haddassah has a survey. Spoonie's got an idea for greeting cards. Sav macauley is on the Phone Zone. And Bobby accidentally kills his grandfather. Also featuring Ween.

Spoonie wants hot girls. Helen calls a grocery store. OCD Ken wants love. And Terrence calls Subway.

Karl Malone wants Beanie Babies. Danny calls a caterer. Elmer lodges a complaint to the cable company about what he saw on TV. Birchum calls for a moving company. And Haddassah calls the Department of Waste.

Spoonie orders flowers. Gene Winterbuck makes a call to a library. Haddassah catches crabs. And someone took a pee on Elmer's house.

Elmer needs a gift for his wife so he buys beads. Special Ed wants to buy a CD with a certain song on it.

Spoon Love needs karate lessons before he goes back to jail. Gladys finds a pornography cassette of her sons.

Guest star Snoop Dogg calls to run for public office. And Haddassah gets harassed by a salesperson.

George Zucco has swelling testicles. And Bobby hits an innocent bystander then shoots him.

Hadassah has a perfume rash on her vagina. OCD Ken gets "trapped" in a bathroom and needs someone to repeatedly hit the pound key. And Special Ed calls a farm to tell them knock knock jokes but just pisses one of the farmers off.

Gladys' kids super glue her butt to a toilet seat. Steven calls a talent agency and only does Bobcat Goldthwait impressions.

A blind Stripper applies for college. Birchum wants to get swimming lessons for his conjoined kids at the YMCA.

Bobby Fletcher calls a country store to complain about expired grape soda that keeps making him belch. Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew Pinsky talk hip-hop.

Elmer calls about a gay cruise.

Hadassah Calls a Landfill, Chip calls a hardware store, Kevin and Katie call a bowling alley, Spoonie Needs Driving Lessons, Niles Standish wants a balloon ride, Niles Standish wants a balloon ride, Helen Higgins Calls an Art School, Bobby Fletcher wants to join the Peace Corps.

Terrence Catheter calls trying to book an appearance for JK Rowling, Ed wants to go to a ball game, Professor Fermstein calls a coed, David orders flowers, Birchum calls with a warning, Chip calls taco bell acting like he’s from the corporate office.

Gladys Murphy calls volunteering for conjugal visits, Elmer needs a dentist, Bobby Fletcher wants a new best friend, Dr. Premise can’t speak, Niles Standish is getting married, Ken is stuck in the restroom.

Birchum expresses his feelings on female police officers, Hadassah wants to conceive, Ed peed in the pool, Jeff needs a new job, Kevin gets help with his homework, Cammie Has Some Questions.

Bobby Fletcher needs a loan, Elmer can't get out of his bed, Niles Standish needs a new suit, Arthur Johnson gets even, Ken calls a pharmacy, George Zucco Plans a family event.

Terence Catheter calls looking for a stalker for his client George Wendt, Tony Deloge is trying to get a free meal, Birchum's Uncle died, Cammie's been having encounters with the paranormal, A store manager calls a retirement home, Ed calls a library.

Elmer is having technical problems, Adam and Dr. Drew make a best of show for the holidays, Larson calls about a house sitting, George Zucco wants to rent a tape, Agent Tierney issues an odd citation, Adam and Dr. Drew reach out to their listeners, Gladys calls a store.

Birchum needs kids to work around the house, Cammie wants a deal on a rental car, Special Ed likes Donkey Kong, Helen Higgins calls about a film she dropped off, Jeff calls looking for a toy, Concierge gives wake up calls to random hotel room, Danny needs an engagement ring.

Elmer checks his lucky numbers, Dr. Mark Premise looks for love, Birchum applies for a job, Dick Rodgers has a personal revelation, Kevin & Katie call a Butcher Shop, Gladys has some concerns about her son, and Tony Deloge books a speaking engagement,

Niles Standish calls about a new hobby, Samir is throwing a party, Clay calls looking for a gift for his girlfriend, Terence needs a new pair of boots for Hall and Oates, Cammie calls a Gynecologist's office.

Sonny calls delivering a singing phone-a-gram, Katie wants a credit card, Bobby Fletcher calls a retirement home looking for acting talent, Asha gets an unexpected delivery, Elmer plans a reunion., Maria calls about getting some plastic surgery for her 11 year old daughter, Ed calls a man asking if he knows any special people.

Hadassah has a problem with her new toy, The Concierge conducts a survey, Danny has questions about child birth, Katie needs help with her book report, Bobby calls to make a reservation for his family, and Elmer's Son tries to make a secret phone call.

Bobby needs a locksmith, Gladys calls a breast feeding expert, Terrence needs help with his new boss, Ken calls wanting to hire a bodyguard, Cammie teaches teens about Sex, Ray needs some language lessons.

Birchum calls a Private Investigator,Wally Calls an Exterminator, Stompie Wants to have fun, Hadassah gets a new job.

Niles calls with a complaint, Jack wants to buy a used car, Gladys wrestles with doing the right thing, Kevin wants a new playmate, Theo calls hoping to adopt some kittens.

Tobias gives a free reading, Jim bugs a Pizza Place, Chip fights racism, Ed needs piano lessons, Elmer has a Birthday, and The Truth wants to be a Sportscaster.

Jeff plans a surprise, Cammie learns about Judaism, Marshall calls about a tattoo, Nick needs help with his kid, Sonny Tanning calls a High School Principal, Haddasah wants to learn a trade, Viva Eduardo Especial!

Birchum makes Funeral arrangements, Marcia wants to enroll her son in Pre-School, Gene wants to get in shape, Elmer calls with a safety concern, Travis needs some clothes for his Wife, and Ezekiel Magoo takes a stand.

Gladys develops a negative attitude, Katie wants a job at a Grocery Store, Tobias predicts the future, Niles needs a Dentist, Bobby needs a new job, Foreign guy books a Cruise, Vote for Tony Deloge, and a Prank Call Blooper.

Ken calls a paper with breaking news, Tab wants to hypnotize his Grandmother, Hadassah's having a Baby, Ed calls a Restaurant, Cammie wants to learn magic, and Terrence wants to buy some dolls for Demie.

Katie's having a party, Terrence is looking for new artwork, Sonny Tanning delivers a singing Phone-O-Gram, Birchum needs some able bodies, Chip Le Las Comiquitas, Bobby wants to lose some weight, and Hadassah desperately needs a Plumber.

The Chief buys a broken dreamcatcher, and Jack Osbourne asks his mom for help.

Cammie makes inquiries about finding a housesitter. Andy Richter and Kevin Nealon guest star.

Yankerville's puppet citizens, voiced by celebrities and comedians, call real people.

Niles Standish (Tony Barbieri) makes a call inquiring about starting an NBA franchise. Jimmy Kimmel, Sarah Silverman.

Featuring guests Tracy Morgan, Adam Carolla, and Aubrey Plaza.

Elmer calls a bus depot to reclaim his lost pacemaker; Gladys calls a charm school for her daughter.

Ludacris and Drew Carey are the guest voices for the third-season opener. Included: the rapper calls the head of his record label wanting to change his name to “Peanut Head.” Carey calls a hotel to make a confession.

Hadassah (Sarah Silverman) interviews a pro-football player. Other voices featured: Ludacris and Lisa Kushell.

Elmer calls a bus depot to reclaim his lost pacemaker; Gladys calls a charm school for her daughter.

"Lil Jon Hires a Backup Musician" "Chip is Moving" "Andy Milonakis Calls His Neighbors" "Incoming Call: Bobby's Roommate Needs to Use the Phone" "Hadassah Calls Mall Security" "Terrence Books An Appointment for Jessica Simpson" Hadassah Follow-up

"Special Ed Calls a Fruit Market" "Steve-O Wants to Set a Record" "Hadassah Gives Away a Hummer" "Niles Wants to Rent a Moon Bounce" "Mark Thomas Helps Disable a Virus" "Elmer Calls a Boot Store With a Complaint" "Jon Helps His Grandma Book a Trip"

"Chamillionaire Gets Sued" "Chip Calls a Plastic Surgeon" "Maverick Has a Bone to Pick" "Terrence Books a Limo for His Client" "The Concierge Offer an Apology" "Jack Larson is Worried About His Dog"

"Special Ed Has a Bug Problem" "Francis Wants to Give Awards to His Team" "Wayne McClammy Calls a Cattle Ranch" "Elmer Feels Violated" "Birchum Calls A Dog Walker" "Bobby Calls a Tanning Salon" "Russel Has High Hopes for a Prank"

"Incoming Call: Joel and Benji are Looking for an Assistant" "Incoming Call: Dr. Premise Interviews an Assistant" "Israeli Guy Needs to Book a Trip" "Incoming Call: Yankerville Parcel Service Loses a Package" "Hadassah is Bored" "Lil Jon Wants to Enroll His Son in a Daycare" (featuring Special Ed!)

"Incoming Call: A Telemarketer Calls Special Ed" "Andy Milonakis Calls His Neighbors" "Terrence Calls a Church for Paris Hilton" "Wayne McClammy Wants a Tattoo" "Chip Plans a Family Meal" "Incoming Call: Yankerville Parcel Service Loses a Package" "Ryan Tries to be a Good Father"

Taylor from “The Real World” calls up a medieval theme restaurant, and Sav Macaulay hosts a game show over the phone.

Nick Cannon tries to sell a car that someone might have been murdered in, and Birchum tries to enroll his conjoined daughters in a gymnastics class.

Spoonie Luv’s sex life gets ruined by birds, Birchum pesters a yoga studio, and an aspiring job applicant brags about her stunning looks.

Shasta calls neighborhood watch on a white guy, a vape shop fields a complaint from Dr. Penis, and Elmer is thrilled with his new adult diapers.

Bobby tries a matchmaking service, Nikki Glaser calls a restaurant about an unusual allergy, and Hadassah lists her demands for a prospective employer.

Landalious "The Truth" Truefeld makes a career change, Elmer calls a party store looking for balloons, and Spoonie Luv gets thrown for a loop.

A haunted hotel gets a call from an interested guest, Hadassah wants a no-touch massage, and a woman plans to perform Wiccan rituals at a lumberyard.

An angry girlfriend calls a hat shop to complain about her boyfriend's fedora, The Truth wants to set up a book signing, and Niles Standish has to get rid of some lice.

A woman is furious about her boyfriend's obsession with "Red Dead Redemption," a wannabe performer calls an acting school, and Terrence tries to plan Paris Hilton's wedding.

A rich bro tries to get a new festival off the ground, Spoonie Luv wants to purchase the perfect mattress, and Gladys needs help from a psychic.

Bobby wants a pizza delivery guy to pick up his grandma from the police station, Elmer eats an earbud, and hemp milk brings back memories of Vietnam for Birchum.

Gladys wants to trademark a popular phrase, a cat orders cleaners for his owner's apartment, and Terrence asks Bobby Brown to change his name for Millie Bobby Brown.

Kevin Nealon places an emphatic flower order; Spoonie Luv tries to take a very early family photo; and Bobby seeks acupuncture for his chronic belching.

Terrence plans a gender reveal for DJ Khaled; Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim negotiate a "legally" fun time; and Heidi Gardner practices condescending philanthropy.

Landalious pitches his own wine brand Elmer tries to find his missing gym clothes and Bobby tries to leverage his Yelp notoriety to get special treatment at a restaurant.

Model train enthusiasts try to prevent vandalism, an aerial gymnast gets tangled in a silk sling, and Spoonie Luv learns about aphrodisiacs from a New Orleans cooking school.

J.Lo (Melissa Villasenor) needs a luxurious new hat, Shasta gives a helpful heads-up that she'll be shopping while Black, and Trixie Mattel tries to make their tiny boyfriend feel big.

A delivery man is hell-bent on dropping off a shipment of 12,000 muffins, a sunbather deals with an infestation of perverted squirrels, and two kids try to swim at a senior center.

Terrence helps Justin Bieber acquire a hippo, Kathy Griffin seeks a sculpture of her ex-husband, Gladys tries to undo her self-acupuncture, and Ron Funches goes to the wrong open house.

Caleb Hearon organizes Hands Across America 2, Bobby Brown deals with a painful rat problem, and Paul Scheer gets a frozen tongue from an ultra-cold smoothie.

The Q-Tip King asks skate store employees if they want in on his scheme, a retirement home tries to complete an old man's bucket list, and the first female jet skier prepares for her debut.

Trixie Mattel loses a special false eyelash, Tiffany Haddish leads a doughnut shop worker in prayer, and Spoonie Luv (Tracy Morgan) wants to commemorate an intimate moment in ink.

Iliza Shlesinger questions an odd smell after a car wash, Heidi Gardner wants to hire a topless maid to get revenge on a rival, and Jonathan Kimmel provides forklift customer service.

Sam Jay has a creative solution for her girlfriend's loud TV habits, Mike Tyson (Bobby Brown) tells a cryogenics employee his reproductive concerns, and Elmer takes issue with KFC's "hats."

Annie Murphy struggles to retrieve her vehicle from a towing company, Wanda Sykes berates a driving instructor about his stance on road rage, and Adam Carolla needs to give his wife a lift.

A woman hatches a scheme to get space from a coworker, Elmer wants his late wife's obituary to help him find love, and a cornhole enthusiast explains how the game has changed his life.

A concerned Sunday school teacher calls a bookstore to help them find salvation, Craig looks for professionals to keep him safe from his mother, and a woman wants a lesbian-friendly bird.

A woman wants to raise the stakes of her boyfriend's next apology, brothers offer to be employed as a two-for-one deal, and an expecting mother prepares for her baby's race reveal party.

Birchum quizzes a carpenter on his occupational expertise, a woman wants to learn French to solve a neighborly dispute, and a nervous caller needs reassurance for her first wax appointment.

A woman orders body-positive gingerbread women from a bakery, Terrence prepares a boutique for a visit from Ivanka Trump, and a man wants privacy from his neighbors during nude activities.

Spoonie Luv calls a pottery store to help him out of a sticky situation; a woman wants a boutique to sabotage her rival; Niles needs cleanup help after his mum's wild birthday party.

A parent wants to make sure his kid's unique needs are met in day care; brothers want to paint a mural to commemorate their cousin; Gladys is having embarrassing webcam issues.

A man's CrossFit passion gives him newfound confidence; Niles complains about a yacht club's customer service; a Christmas fanatic is bothered by a business's lack of holiday spirit.

A man thinks he's been permanently affected by a swimming pool; Mike Tyson offers his services to a flower shop; Terrence wants to help Nicole Kidman conquer her fear of butterflies.

Brothers want a sensual bagel display for a bar mitzvah; Bill Maher, Jeff Goldblum and Caitlyn Jenner call a hardware store for their reality show; a man wants to be put in his place.