The backstories of how the Squidbillies, America's favorite family, came to be.

Early seeks employment in a difficult job market.

After a debilitating sports injury, Rusty is home schooled by Early.

An ancient squid ceremony leads to revelations regarding Rusty's maternity.

Revelations regarding Rusty's maternity lead to questions regarding Rusty's paternity.

Early concocts a popular new beverage.

Early and Sheriff reach a crossroads.

Something strange comes out of Rusty's butt.

Early tries to out-trick the Tricky Two numbers. Results include Rusty's eye being ripped out and Granny being ripped in half.

Early, watching one Roadhouse too many, mistakes a legless fat man as Patrick Swayze.

Early goes to church wearing a giant foam penis hat and tries to steal a speaker. But when the speaker falls on him, he miraculously lives through it, and swears to praise the lord in every way.

Early buys a "hog lagoon", a range where he lets people shoot at the local porkers for a fee. But when he can't pay off Dan Halen's monthly payment of $60, he has Lil cook up some Meth.

Early and Rusty are ready to go trick or treating for Halloween, but Granny's stories of a giant fire-ant man scare Rusty. Unfortunately, the legend is real, but Sherrif could prove helpful...

Early looks for money to get Granny a new gallbladder.

Early and Rusty go to see "Plumber Bubba", a redneck plumber comedian who just might be a space alien out to suck people's brains out.

Early is desperate for Krystal's attention, so they decide to get married. Until 38 Special shows up...

Early, Rusty, and Sheriff head over to Atlanta to see the famous corner where Kenny stood with the Six Pack.

Rusty seeks the truth of how man came to be. However, Early, Granny, Lil, and Sheriff aren't good preachers.

Early attempts to find liquor on Sunday. Dan Halen creates clones to landslide Proposition 421.

Early takes Santa hostage, and only a NASCAR legend can save him.

Rusty discovers a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons on a PDA given to him by the Sheriff.

Granny gets 5th degree burns all over her body and has to get new skin.

Dan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles.

After seeing Early's pitiful chickens, Dan Halen sets out to create the perfect chicken.

Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills.

After giant machines terrorize the land, dirty hippies show up to stop the "earth raping machines" with their good vibes, hacky sacks, and drum circles.

Early gets a lifelong friend as a result of Lil's failure to use condoms.

Dan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray. Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and training for strongman competitions.

Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod.

After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family.

After the squids' house catches on fire, the Sheriff assesses the damage and investigates the fire's origin.

Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and first place is sex.

The apocalypse comes to rural Georgia.

A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.

When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.

After Granny passes on, the only way to revive her is for Robert E. Lee to make sweet love to her.

When Palooka County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs.

Dan Halen is possessed by a demon and builds a human sacrifice theme park mountain.

During the annual 'Mud Days' celebration, Dan Halen unleashes a strain of genetically modified corn that forces people to 'go green'.

Early's passion for Krystal spikes after she wins the lottery.

After the Cuyler home ends up in an intergalactic "car wreck", Early finds a new friend in the alien, Lerm.

Books are a window to an amazing new world, and that's why they're wrong.

Early protects menial American jobs from the Mexicans willing to do them.

Rusty discovers that steroids have no negative repercussions.

Oldest living confederate widow doesn’t say anything of real relevance.

The Sheriff goes deep undercover to apprehend his most wanted man.

Early learns to deal with rage by punching it in the face.

The Cuylers slip the surly bonds of earth and touch the face of God’s Bro.

Early learns the importance of family, and profiting off them.

When the media sensationalizes his son’s disappearance, Early finds the coverage to be sensational.

The discovery of Lil's secret drug operation brings widespread panic to Dougal County.

Early has had sex with many different creatures. Rusty discovers that his penis is smaller than Rob Reiner's.

Rusty receives a treasure map from his great-grandfather in a prison.

Dan Halen tells the citizens of Dougal Country about Obama sneaking fluoride and other mind bending drugs in to the drinking water to indoctrinate them with Socialist propaganda.

The Sheriff shows Granny, Early and Rusty the cube house of the hologram to use their imaginations. Billie Reaves as Mammy (Granny's real mother), Jonathan Katz as the Holodeck Therapist (Uncredited)

Early sues Dan Halen after Granny gets hurt on one of the rides at the fair.

Early's GPS unit develops a Bromance with him and tries to kill off Granny and Rusty so it and Early can be together. Featuring Paul Stanley of Kiss as himself.

Rusty gets into a rap band and the fever catches Early as they both become "Clowny Freaks". Rusty eventually loses interest but not Early.

Rusty discovers that he is one of the greatest football players around and this affords him a chance to go to college, but Early is against it and does all he can to stop it from happening.

A very special Squidbillies musical in which Early and the rest of the group sing about how much they love the USA. First half-hour episode.

Early's addiction to asbestos hats gives him a terminal disease, and the Sheriff decides to let Early have his last wishes granted.

The 25-year high school reunion rolls around. Dan Halen forces the Sheriff to keep Early from the party (as he dropped out in second grade), while the Sheriff begins to have flashbacks to Dan Halen's bullying.

Early steals granny's picture of Jesus and pretends to be him by hiding behind the picture while telling people what to do.

Early attacks and nealy kills a radio announcer that upsets him. He ends up taking the announcers job and takes the title "Big E". He ends up losing the job when the announcer gets out of the hospital and shoots him in the face during a book signing.

Rusty finds a girlfriend and has sex for the first time. Early, infatuated with Rusty's girlfriend, becomes upset to and tries to break them up. Rusty later finds out that he is going to be a father and comes looking for her only to find that she has run away to be with her mother. He finds her and discovers that they are cousins.

Rusty forms a bond with a magical snowman who sheds doubt on Early's parenting skills.

Sheriff hires Granny and Early as greeters in Dan Halen's new Ball Mart super store.

Early becomes addicted to a video poker machine.

A terminally ill GaGa returns to make peace with his family before death, and "get them again" one more time.

After being challenged on his knowledge of trucking by Rusty, Early recounts his time as The Scrambler, a rebel trucker who took on trucking runs that "couldn't be done" for Dan Halen running toxic waste from Dougal County to Paris.

Rusty sacrifices his mediocre dreams to support the family that abandons him.

Sheriff asks the townspeople to help catch a serial killer.

Sheriff and Rusty set out to join Early's guys-only fishin' weekend.

Lil goes to drug rehab.

Early is jealous that Rusty is taking credit for crimes.

Sheriff nearly makes the biggest mistake of his life.

Early becomes king of a cave.

Early causes trouble with his father's ghost.

Rusty becomes an amateur crime fighter, shirking his responsibilities as a deadbeat father.

Rusty gets recruited to pilot drones for the Army. Early & Granny move into a new housing development, away from the chicken crap.

Deputy Sheriff Denny runs for sheriff.

A new judge sets out to punish criminals.

The squids debate fracture mining.

Early is taken in by liberal Hollywood.

In a plot to prove guns should be legal, Early shoots Rusty.

Early picks the wrong side in the battle for marriage equality.

Early trades his legs.

Dan Halen faces his own mortality and finds solace in an ancient religion.

Rusty commits a felony offense to prove he's a good dad.

Early acquires a doomsday bunker when he triggers the collapse of society.

Sheriff's dad breaks the law.

Early discovers a new way to defeat Granny.

Early directs his love in the wrong places.

Early loses the love of his life.

Early learns the value of a hard day's work done by someone else.

In the 10th season premiere, the Cuylers donate their bodies to science.

Early gets stuck in a symbol of his own oppression.

Early battles his grandson.

Sheriff tries stand-up comedy.

Sheriff's old classmate makes the mistake of returning to town.

You can take the squid out of the boy, but it's not covered by insurance.

Scott Hilley dies.

Jealousy sparks industry sparks grave robbery sparks the apocalypse.

Rusty’s new friend gets invited to a very special Thanksgiving dinner.

Justice is served, mayo free.

Grab deez nutz and Guzzle up!

Sheriff discovers alcohol at the world's largest outdoor cocktail party.

Early's most confusing conspiracy theory turns out to be false.

It takes a man to make the women's room safe from men who think they're women.

Early exploits himself for attention.

Everyone lies and all the houses burn.

Two idiots argue about stuff nobody cares about.

Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas!

Two idiots open competing taquerias mere feet from one another.

Dan Halen's foolish new plan prompts Early to open a foolish new business.

Granny finds love and Early loses his mind

Early and Tammi start a band in a star-studded episode

After finding a priceless Civil War relic, Early sells it for a reasonable price

Dan Halen is disappointed to discover financial bankruptcy is not as good as moral bankruptcy

A premium cooler allows Early to enjoy a new, highfalutin lifestyle

A social media stunt almost takes Sheriff's life.

Early lets his beak flag fly.

Rusty's new party business is disrupted by Early

Early exercises his freedom of speech by speaking differently from now on.

The Roadkill Rembrandt rides again.

Early revisits the storage unit where he spent his childhood.

Early poses as a military veteran to save 10% on an omelet.

Early achieves enlightenment, then shoves it down everyone else's throat.

The exploits of a squid family and their interactions with the community.

Terror strikes from the skies.

Early is forced to choose between his community and his hats.

Saying farewell to America's favorite animated family.